Ripped from the next Farrelly Brothers script

Many hope every day for just a teensy bit of good newsiness. Today, I found it in the form of a seemingly true story from seemingly real Paw Paw, Michigan. Outside Kalamazoo. Seems this fellow in a wheelchair got wedged into the grill of a semi and taken for quite a ride. He's fine. Hilariously. The Detroit Freep writer (Amber Hunt) did the best job I've seen thus far with plenty of funny flourishes. But this story writes itself. Well worth a Friday step away from the collective null set that constitutes the news of the day.

Hope you stay unwedged all weekend. Rock on.