Thursday, September 15, 2005

"Bow down, Puny Humans, to my Socialist Agenda!"

Bush goes before the nation tonight from New Orleans. Sponsored by Jose Cuervo. Seriously, how stage-managed does anyone expect this kernel of Dubya to be? This is like a final exam from the School of Rove for some young scapegoat. The Bushies need to turn the tables on this story. Right now, they look like disconnected, vacationing parties to a crime. Iraq is darkening. The Budget is busted. Not a pretty picture for whomever's got the reins. "Stay the course" jingoism won't convince people you've got a plan anymore. Dubya's probably in practice sessions all day. He's so busy, he might have to miss his two-hour workout...nah, that's just crazy talk.

John Roberts is almost in place according to the dark "Mancurian Candidate" cabal pulling the strings in wait. He's too smart for Senators. They're all asking questions that I'm sure any first-year law student would laugh at - either full of errors or reee-deee-kulusly soft and leading. But just imagine if Roberts actually was a liberal cyborg placed within the conservative matrix. Or something equally derivative. He makes all the right friends, goes to the right churches and secret "Eyes Wide Shut" conservative get-togethers. Yet he's just waiting to radically shift the nation through his swing vote and ability to choose cases for the docket. This way it's so much more fun to ponder. Because if it's just the same old Conservatives win a battle in an overly tilted two-party system, I'm bored already. Just confirm the bastard and let's get back to what's important.

Like the Milwaukee Brewers. They lost a tough one last night - 2-1 against the Diamondbacks in 12 innings. So they briefly drop below .500 once again. I'm telling ya - this is a good team. Emphasis on the "team". Keep 'em together and add a few hot free agents and Wisconsin might actually have a winner...nah, that's crazy talk. But at least I know when I've gone to far.

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