Deep Throat gets some new airtime

Watergate's Deep Throat has apparently been outed by "Vanity Fair." W. Mark Felt, the No. 2 g-man at the FBI in the early 70s. Mr. Felt's still alive so the Washington Post won't truly out him until that's no longer the case. Can't wait to see how this shakes out. But all this means at the moment is that Dubya's latest press conference will be overshadowed on all the political shows today and beyond. Before heading out for a run this morning with Sarah and Maya, we watched Dubya drop some of his more memorable malapropisms and tortured logic in recent memory. Here's a few of the faves I jotted down.

"I view my role as Prezidunt as someone who puts problems on the table."

"Disassemble. That means not tell the truth."

"We have a responsibility to the least of us."

Overall, Dubya looked frustrated by his lack of agenda advancement and tried to blame it all on the Congress. If anyone needs to be questioned for a follow-up, it's "Call me Doctor-Senator" Frist. Not that anything of substance would come from the newly self-proclaimed Mr. NASCAR. Billy's still probably gun-shy given his own slights and lameness in the presumed view of some racing fans after such gaffes as misprounoucing the name of a popular NASCAR driver (Tennessee's own Sterling Marlin not "Martin") at this weekend's Coca-Cola 600. After all, anyone with a clue was tuned in to see new media darling Danica Patrick give the Indy 5-hunnerd a run for its male-dominated past.