Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Gavin Courts the Heiress Vote



Looks like the geniuses behind the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have a new target. Believe it or not, it's the AARP. The ad above is running on American Spectator's website. The angle appears to be something crazy about how they're anti-soldier, pro-gay marriage. Or maybe the elderly disproportionately favor formalwear. The reason for this outrage? Dubya's Social Security reform plan, which AARP openly opposes.

Gannongate now has a cheesy parody song. JD/Jeff certainly has arrived.

Looks like one of the numbers hacked from Paris Hilton's cell phone was none other than San Francisco's dreamy Mayor Gavin Newsome. Here at ATFb we certainly don't endorse publishing hacked or phreaked info. And by "we" I mean me. But this story is simply too juicy to pass up.

And to repeat a consistent update, still no baby. MiniMag's now one week late. Sarah's doing well, and we've got an appointment today to check out wassup wit dat. Check back for updates - we'll keep you posted.


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