Monday, February 14, 2005

A Last Minute Valentine or Two

A good friend (thanks for the link, Bob) just forwarded the wedding registry for Mary Kay Letourneau (as Bob termed her, "the greatest 7th Grade Teacher of All Time") and her betrothed, Vili Fualaau. So if you don't have a twoo wuv to shower with gifts, these crazy kid(s) would surely appreciate a butter dish.

If you're surfing the internet with your kids, shame on you. But when they've gone to bed, you'll maybe wanna check out JD "Jeff Gannon's Much Easier to Pronounce" Guckert's hot lovin' as showcased by one of the many blogs tracking his lies. Many of you may find this level of obsessive reporting inappropriately vindictive. Some might say that JD's getting precisely what he deserves for being such a hypocrite and conservative tool (no pun intended). Personally, I don't think the legs on this jerk's story have even begun to run their full course. Gay porn has its place in the world, as does conservative with a big "C" commentary. Combine them, and everyone that would normally be interested gets uncomfortable.

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