Thursday, January 13, 2005

Red McCombs and Prince Harry Show Their Versions of Humor

So let me get this straight - according to Vikings' Owner Red "I Was a Used-Car Dealer Before I Bought This Team" McCombs, the REACTION that Joe Buck had to Randy Moss' ass dance in the end zone at Lambeau was out of line? Not the actual fake-mooning? Wow. I defer to the fact that when FOX gives you the cold shoulder on the grounds of illegitimate moral posturing, you know you're really stretching it. Just sell the damn team, Red. You've been threatening to do so for the handful of years you've been running that franchise into the ground. Or maybe you should just trade it in for a slightly newer, hardly road-tested sweetie like the Columbus BlueJackets. All sporty posturing aside, I must say that you, sir, are a disgrace!

But still not nearly as much as Prince Harry. Boy is that a pisser of an entitled asswipe. Can't get much more insensitive than showing up for a fancy masquerade party in a Nazi costume. If only he'd dressed up in something tasteful. Like a clubbed seal. Or a vagina. Please, someone, yank his presence off the stage of more or less Royal Folk and exile him already.

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